Congratulations, you have found the extra special super secret hidden web page! For your efforts I am giving you the this fantastic prize!
Yes, its a picture of me... ain't you lucky?
I have this Quickcam thingy. I bought it becasue it was really cheap ($30) and it looked like fun. Since I got it I have succeeded is doing horrible and nasty things to it. I mean do you have any idea how difficult it is to pry one of these suckers apart?
Anyway, here are a couple of picture of me so that you know exactly what I look like. Or at least what I say I look like because these pictures could very well be of some loser that was just sitting in front of the camera and be completely unrelated to me. IN FACT, as far as you know I could just be 12 year-old hyper geek that is 40 pounds overweight and has breath that smells like cat food.
This is me in my favorite chair. Which is the drivers
side seat from a late model volvo. If I can get a good power source I should
be able to hook it up so you lean back and raise the seat and all this
other idiotic stuff. Hell, if I can do it right maybe I'll just install
a catheter, a fridge and a hot plate... Then I'll never have to get up.
This
is what I really look like. I'm actually an alien. But then all men are
so this should come as a surprise to you.
One of the benefits of being an alien is that you never
really have to look at anything you don't want to. I can remove other parts
of my body which would make me conform with the Communications Decency
Act.
Later kids...
And yes, I'm still a lamer on the formatting.
Bite me.